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"Black is the most slimming of all colours. It is the most flattering. You can wear black at any time. You can wear it at any age. You can wear it for almost any occasion. I could write a book about black."

Christian Dior (1905–57)

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dirtyberd:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

this is so fuckin cute

dirtyberd:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

this is so fuckin cute

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thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

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jackfrostciicle:

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

i am a 26 year old man and this almost made me cry

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letsdancetothestereotypes:

I love how SJWs choose to bitch at white people for their ancestors doing terrible things hundreds of years ago when they completely glorify japan ignoring the fact that WWII happened almost only 70 years ago and the government only apologizes for holding sex…

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thelovelytempest:

the avengers + cards against humanity (insp.)

LMFAO the Hulk one tho

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Anonymous said: Your icon isn't you anymore :<

It wasn’t before… o.o